Thursday, September 23, 2010
Monday, September 20, 2010
We hit a place for breakfast and afterwards Turner went in to work. I stayed up playing online poker till the Badgers game started.
Somewhere in there the Renter took me to get a new toilet but exactly what time that happened I'm not sure.
Another friend came over and installed the toilet. My old one was giving me shit for months so I was more than happy to get the new one working (although it is rather tall, not sure if the Renter's feet reach the floor).
Later in the evening our group hit a neighborhood bar and stayed till it got too busy. We picked up "Hurt Locker" and stayed up till 11:00. There was no way I was going to last any longer.
Wish I would have kept track of how many beers I had. A "conservative" number for me would be two an hour but that's being really conservative. I don't think I could even limit myself to two an hour. Had to have been over 40.
Awesome day by anyone's standards.
Saturday, September 18, 2010
I was sick on Thursday. Not having a spleen I typically catch whatever is going around before everyone else.
On my day off I:
Played free poker online for five hours.
Rolled my ball sack between my thumb and forefunger till it hurt.
If that turns you on, please email me.
"Buy a car, or buy a Land Rover."
Seriously, that's your ad? How about "Buy a Land Rover, or buy a house."
I buy 30 packs of beer for $12.49, my tires on my Jeep stick out past my fenders, and I have no problem putting rubber on the fender of a Land Rover. Bring it.
Tuesday, September 14, 2010
Sunday, September 12, 2010
I did my chores for the day, mowed the lawn, washed/waxed the car, munched on the poon - yeah right.
12:15 am and I'm posting this shit? Must still be fucked up from Saturday.
Friday, September 10, 2010
I drove this Friday. Three blocks from home I sneezed. It was a big one. I had snot all over my hands and even hanging out my nose. I don't have tissues or anything in my car so I just kind of sat there and looked at the Renter. She looked at me and scooted over a couple inches with a disgusted look. Me, I started laughing. I knew what was coming next.
I started to lick my palms. The Renter put her hand over her mouth. I made a little choking sound. The Renter wrenched and turned away. I made a lip smacking noise. The Renter puked out the window leaving streaks down the side of my car.
What the fuck?
Snot in my car. I made her walk the rest of the way.