Wednesday, September 25, 2013

Gym Smile

The gym I go to has three levels.  You walk into the middle level to get your locker and towel.  Then you have to go downstairs to the locker room to get changed into your workout clothes.  The actual gym with all the equipment is on the top floor.  Now mind you, this is at a local university so they have students working at the front desk.  They also have one seated at a desk in the aerobic/weight machine section of the gym.

The one in the gym today was a girl I had seen working at the front desk before.  When she was at the front desk I had asked for a locker and a towel she asked if I had a preference as to which locker I wanted.  I said no, as usual, to which she responded, "I like you."  I might have taken this too literally.  

As I left the gym today she looked up from her homework and I smiled before I walked out the door.  Going down the stairs to the locker room I felt this little feeling like, "Yeah, I'm the man, smiling at college chicks half my age!"  I went to the sink to wash my face and tried to replicate the smile that I was so proud of.

Creepiest looking smirk/smile I've ever seen.  No wonder why she didn't smile back.

Sunday, September 15, 2013

Rainy Sunday of Football

Roommate:  Do we really have to watch, what, like six hours of football, and two hours of pre-game commentary?

Me:  Uh, yeah?

Saturday, September 14, 2013

Friday, September 13, 2013


Well, it took a while, but my bathroom is finally done.  Besides all the tile work, and custom vanity, my favorite part is the shower head that stands at 6'10", six inches above my head.  No more ducking to wash my hair.

Friday the 13th, Clock

I swear this afternoon it felt like my boss paid the IT guys to slow the network clock down, as in "You'll be working here FOREVER!!!  Ha, ha, ha, ha!!!!"

Sunday, September 08, 2013

New Grill

Damn this new grill gets hot, 500ยบ on the lowest setting.

Sunday, September 01, 2013

Tits Up

Maybe I should have sensored this photo before posting...