Monday morning, 9:00 am. I let one slide. Hoping to just release a little gas I instead let out the most foul smelling fart ever, at least as far as my professional career considered.
It stunk. I prayed no one would walk into my office. If no one walked into my office I would be ok, at least that's what I thought.
Co-worker: Why does it smell like a fart in here?
He was 20 ft away. My fart had drifted out of my office and hit the common area.
I, of course, took full credit for my masterpiece.