Friday, March 28, 2014


Yeah, it's my birthday.  The FA (Financial Advisor for those not in the loop) sent me a card, bless his heart.  And his chicken scratchings.

I'm 6,4", 235 lbs so he calls me Mongloid, for no other reason than that (I hope).

Saturday, March 22, 2014

Mercer's Monty Brown

Mercer's Monty Brown suffered a concusion during their win over the Duke Blue Devils.  What might be one of the biggest upsets of the NCAA tournament and he can't remember the game.  That's gotta suck.

Saturday, March 15, 2014


I can't wait for nice weather.  For the snow to melt.  To fire up the lawn mower and mow the lawn.  To do small outdoor projects.  Just something...

Something to give me a reason to not have beers at 8:00 in the morning.

One can do laundry while having beers, but matching socks gets a little challenging.  And searching for the "missing" sock, that's already in the dresser...  Uhg.

Sunday, March 09, 2014

Icy Hot

So I've developed this elbow pain.  At first it started on the inside of my elbows, and I attributed that to masturbating too much.  I actually made an adjustment and started using my left hand and that seemed to fix the problem (but gave me frustrations getting it on, or off).  But now I think I've developed tendonitis in my elbows, probably from not warming up before benching 185 lbs.

I just have to be careful and not touch my penis after applying this IcyHot to my elbows.

Saturday, March 01, 2014

Salt on the Sidewalk

If you knew me you would not find it odd that I meticulously shoveled my sidewalks around the $20 worth of salt I spread on them last week.

I couldn't just shovel the salt and toss it on the mounds of snow to the side.