Tuesday, March 31, 2009
Monday, March 30, 2009
Tuesday, March 24, 2009
Crispy Sweet Chile Glazed Chicken Crispers
112 g fat
4,190 mg sodium
Calorie equivalent: like eating an entire medium Pizza Hut 12” pepperoni pizza.
I almost finished a large Pizza Hut pan style pepperoni all by myself on Saturday.
Monday, March 23, 2009
Friday, March 20, 2009
Just more of the same.
God my life sucks.
Thursday, March 19, 2009
Wednesday, March 18, 2009
Monday, March 16, 2009
Friday, March 13, 2009
(CG=College Girl, not Call Girl you sickos.)
CG: Hi, I’m from the Citizen Action of Wisconsin. That’s a cute dog you have there.
Me: Thank you. Name’s Killer.
CG: As you probably already know the cost of health insurance premiums and deductibles are skyrocketing from year to year. We’re asking you to sign a petition for affordable health insurance premiums so everyone can get health insurance for the same price that our legislators do.
Me: Don’t the legislators work for a living to get those benefits?
Me: Yeah, no thank you. Sounds like that would end up costing me more money.
CG takes the clipboard back and turns to leave.
Me: Let me guess, you voted for the socialist like everyone else, right?
She turned and looked back at me with a baffled expression. I don’t think she knew what socialism is.
Update in response to a couple comments I received.
Straight from Wikipedia: Socialism refers to a broad set of economic theories of social organization advocating public or state ownership and administration of the means of production and distribution of goods, and a society characterized by equality for all individuals, with a fair or egalitarian method of compensation.
"Equality for all individuals?" Wouldn't that be like affordable health care for all? And all the money sent out in the bailout package? You don't think the government now has a stake in these companies? Wake up people.
Wednesday, March 11, 2009
The stupid games I play, at age 31, to make a boring task like filing into something a bit more interesting. But hey, it worked.
Monday, March 09, 2009
There I sat Sunday night. I knew I probably didn’t smell too good after completing the ritual which has come to be known as “No Shower Sundays.” But this weekend, man, I’m ashamed to admit, but No Shower Sunday expanded to No Shower Weekend. After waking up early Saturday morning and moving stuff around to make room for the new furniture I went straight to the bar for some food. Saturday evening included a trip to Walmart, Target, another bar, the casino, and my favorite diner for breakfast. Sunday was the cleaning. All this went on while I was wearing the same shorts, shirt, socks and underwear that I had on Friday morning at 8:00 am. I even slept in said articles of clothing so they never even came out of contact with my body. Oh, and I’m sure the Renter will tell you, I had some bad ass gas that added to the funk that trailed behind me when I walked. I think my socks could have walked on their own.
There I sat, Sunday night, and two chairs over was some really friendly chick with some really inviting looking boobies slightly spilling out of her low-cut top who was chatting it up with the bartender and all I could think about was if my cloud of odor had drifted as far over as where she was sitting or, even worse, if I started talking to her if she’d move over closer to me, and hence, closer to gagging on my lap.
I sat still and tried to not say much.
Yeah, ladies, I'm surprisingly single and available.
Thursday, March 05, 2009
"The installation of video cameras on buses has been an important security improvement, she said. Vivid footage from those cameras showing assaults on drivers and passengers and aired on local television also led to the audit request.
The audit found 3,216 calls for service by drivers - anything from fights to snowballs thrown at buses to rousting sleeping passengers - in 2008.
With 1.35 million bus trips and an average busload of 38, that translates to a 99.76% chance that passengers won't face any problems riding the bus, the audit said."
Ok, what? "With 1.35 million bus trips and an average busload of 38…" It doesn't matter what the busload is. 3,216 calls divided by 1.35 million is .0023 which gives you the 99.76% figure.
Stupid fucking journalists.
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