I tell my co-workers about my retarded friend all the time and they just look at me weird. I'm not sure if it's because "retarded" is not accepted anymore as a "retarded" way of describing something that is indeed "retarded" or the fact that they just take it for granted that I hang out with retards all the time. I'm sure they think that's where I get my sense of fashion (or lack there of) from. So anyway, my retarded friend got in trouble at work and had to write a letter to his boss. After reading the above letter, you can see that he is indeed retarded.
This astounds me. I don't know how Phillip is still on there, and being the favorite to top it off. I'd put money on Joshua before Jessica. And for the record, the only reason I watch is because the Renter makes me.
That being said, here's to watching Phillip sing/take a shit on stage yet once again. Somebody get him a laxative.