Friday, May 18, 2012

3:00 pm, Friday

Boss: You look like you're on vacation mode already.

I couldn't have looked drunk at 3:00 pm.  At least I don't think so.

I have the next ten days off from work.  Get ready for a slew of new posts.

That is, if I don't look like I'm on vacation.

Retarded Friend

I tell my co-workers about my retarded friend all the time and they just look at me weird.  I'm not sure if it's because "retarded" is not accepted anymore as a "retarded" way of describing something that is indeed "retarded" or the fact that they just take it for granted that I hang out with retards all the time.  I'm sure they think that's where I get my sense of fashion (or lack there of) from.  So anyway, my retarded friend got in trouble at work and had to write a letter to his boss.  After reading the above letter, you can see that he is indeed retarded.

Thursday, May 10, 2012

American Idol Betting Odds

Phillip +105
Jessica +160
Joshua +220
Holly +2200

This astounds me.  I don't know how Phillip is still on there, and being the favorite to top it off.  I'd put money on Joshua before Jessica.  And for the record, the only reason I watch is because the Renter makes me.

That being said, here's to watching Phillip sing/take a shit on stage yet once again.  Somebody get him a laxative.