Saturday, December 21, 2013

PJ Hairston

You gotta wonder how much PJ Hairston received in benefits for UNC to not even try to get him reinstated.  And you gotta wonder where the Hairston's attorney went to college after releasing an official statement from the family with horrible use of the English language and spelling errors.  "Collegate?"

Monday, December 16, 2013

NBA Christmas on ESPN

Do you really want Snoop Dogg, who's well known for smoking weed, advertising for the Christmas NBA games, whose players are also well known for smoking weed?  Someone should have thought this through better.

Thursday, December 12, 2013


I know when it's coming.  Maybe a little discomfort in the tummy area.  At the end stages, a little sweat down the buttcrack.  That usually means it's time to go.

Molly woke me up the other day panting.  I thought she might want something to drink so I let her out of my bedroom and took her to her water bowl.  That wasn't the case.  It was kind of odd that she was up at 4:30 in the morning, well before we usually get up.  So I coaxed her back under the covers and rubbed her until we both fell back asleep.

Poor girl.  When we got up and I took her outside she took the biggest Hershey Squit I've ever seen her do.  I looked at the Pick N Save bag in my hand and knew it was no match for the mound of chocolate pudding she left in my neighbor's front yard.  There was nothing for me to do but kick some snow over the pile of Jello pudding and walk on.

And to think, after six years of living together, I've never been given the "I gotta shit" signal from my dog.

And I just described her poop with three food-like substances.  Enjoy.

Tuesday, December 03, 2013


If that's not eyeballing someone I don't know what is.