Last Fuck

A female friend emailed me last Friday.

FF: 4:22 on a Friday and it's gorgeous outside... realy? (along with the attached e-card)

Me: You shouldn't give that out just because it's a Friday.  Hold out for dinner and a movie at least.

FF: Oh dear god!  B to the..., sometimes I have no words for you.

I, on the other hand, will give up my last fuck (wink) on any day of the week.