Tuesday, August 18, 2009

3 to 4...

Doctor: How much do you smoke a day?

Me: Probably about a pack a day.

Doctor: How about alcohol?

Me: I'd say three to four.

Doctor: A week?

Me: No, three to four a day.

Doctor: Three to four a day? Really?

She probably would have shit herself had I told her the truth. What would she have said if I told her ten a day (which would still be lying)?

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

She would have said, "You are an alcoholic and you will destroy your liver in 5-10 years if you continue!" But no newsflash there right?