Me: Probably about a pack a day.
Doctor: How about alcohol?
Me: I'd say three to four.
Doctor: A week?
Me: No, three to four a day.
Doctor: Three to four a day? Really?
She probably would have shit herself had I told her the truth. What would she have said if I told her ten a day (which would still be lying)?
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She would have said, "You are an alcoholic and you will destroy your liver in 5-10 years if you continue!" But no newsflash there right?
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