Green Light

Air Force Captain 1, Air Force Captain 1, this is Ground Base Commander Smith, do you read me?

Ground Base Commander Smith, this is Air Force Captain 1, roger.

Air Force Captain 1, do you have Target #4 in sight?

Roger Ground Base Commander, Target #4 is in sight.

Air Force Captain 1, are your missiles armed and ready?

Roger Ground Base Commander. Are we sure we want to go through with this?

Air Force Captain 1, do you want this asshole to waver and pussy foot around all next offseason trying to decide if he wants to play more football?

Roger Ground Base Commander, Brett Favre’s plane is coming down, over.


And then he signs for two years. Don't be fooled thinking that he won't contemplate retirement next offseason.