Plax’s Ass is Grass

Uh, did anyone catch that Michael Vick fiasco last year? Yeah, well, Plaxico Burress is facing a minimum of 3.5 years in prison for his lastest gaffe. Stupid mother fucker took a loaded handgun into a Manhattan club and shot himself in the thigh. He said he had the gun because he was “all blinged out” and had a lot of cash on him. When will these guys learn? Oh well, just another foreclosed home in Jersey on the cheap.