Tall Broad

Me: So, what’s up with the tall chick?

Her: Oh, she’s new. I think she moved here from out-of-state.

Me: She’s pretty cute for being an Amazon woman.

Her: Her name is [blank, blank], she’s in the system. Send her an email.

Me: Huh, I’ll think about it.

Later…

Me: So, is she cool?

Her: Yeah she’s cool. You should go talk to her.

Me: Ummm, nah, I can’t just go walk up and talk to her.

Her: Anyways, she’s seeing someone, but I wasn’t supposed to tell you.

Me: You talked about me with her?

Her: It was just casual chit chat.

Me: Me asking about the tall chick is casual chit chat?

Her: No, not really, but it was too juicy for me to not say anything.

Me: So she’s seeing someone but you weren’t supposed to tell me. Uh, didn’t you just tell me?

Her: Yeah. You never know. Maybe it isn’t anything serious. You should give it a couple months.

I haven’t hit it with someone over six feet tall since I was 23. Bending a chick over and having her genitals at the same height as yours makes it a lot easier. Roller skates aren’t necessary (but thank you, Stephanie, for trying it that one time).