I talked to Flirt Girl today. I don’t know if she was out of the office all week or if our cigarette breaks just didn’t match up, but I hadn’t seen her since last week.
FG: Yeah, I’m ready for a vacation.
Me: I was thinking about Fort Lauderdale.
FG: Florida?
Me: Yeah, I’ve never been there.
FG: I’ll bet it’s really hot down there. Hurricane season.
Me: You know, I can deal with the heat if I have a tank top and shorts on.
FG: That’s true.
Me: You should go with me.
FG gives me one of those looks.
Me: Or I could just take my teddy bear.
FG: Your what?
Me: My teddy bear. He likes to spoon.
FG: Well, there you go.
Me: So, is that boyfriend thing still up in the air?
FG looks off to the side and up, carefully pondering her response.
Me: Well, I guess that look pretty much answered my question.
FG: Yeah, the boyfriend thing is still up in the air.
Me: You know, if you technically don’t have a boyfriend, and I don’t have a boyfriend…
FG: We could take them to the gay bar downtown together!
Me: No, not exactly what I meant.
FG: It’s pretty different over there.
Me: I can’t say I’ve ever been there.
FG, putting out cigarette: I know what you meant. And thank you.
Me: Thank you for…?
FG: I don’t know, just thanks.
There you have it, the official way to hit on a woman and not get rejected or accepted, rather just leaving everything in limbo. God I’m good with the ladies.
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