On Wednesday I noticed that the Flirt Girl from the company next to us had worn an orange shirt on both Tuesday and Wednesday. So of course I commented on it and today she wore a black shirt. And seriously, I’m not a stalker or anything. Really.
Me: I see you aren’t wearing orange today.
FG: Nope. I decided to go with black today. I didn’t want you to think that I was wearing the same shirt two days in a row.
Me: Hey, nothing wrong with that, I’m wearing the same underwear that I wore yesterday.
FG: Euw, now that’s gross.
Me: No, I’m just kidding. I couldn’t do that.
FG: Thank heavens.
Me: I went without underwear one time when I didn’t have any clean but that didn’t go very well. I think women are more comfortable doing that kind of stuff.
FG: Hmm… Yeah, I guess so.
Me: I couldn’t do it, just too much flopping around down there.
FG, eyebrows raised: Well then…
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