Clublife

I completely finished reading Clublife over the weekend. Quite an interesting read but if you get too engulfed in it you will have a severely tainted attitude afterwards, despising every moron that crosses your path. The Doorman used to post links to pictures of the “guidos” that would go to his club and cause trouble. So Saturday I was playing around and explored the website a little and found some very disturbing pictures. Not disturbing as in gross or inappropriate, but in more of a “where did our society go wrong” kind of way. Ok, are you ready? Please view this website… now.

Can you believe the photos? Why does every freaking one of them have waxed eyebrows and hair that flare/stands straight up? And what’s with the flexing and weird facial expressions? How about a little individuality? Or does that consist of a different colored headband? Anyone just a little concerned? Granted you might not be if you live in Jersey or someplace out east, but you don’t see this shit in Milwaukee, at least not at the places I hang out at or walking around downtown. Do the women really go for this? “Yeah, I’m going with by boy to get our eyebrows waxed, want to come?” I can’t see a Midwest girl saying that without getting a what-the-fuck look from her girlfriend. Who brainwashed these idiots to think they’re so fucking cool? And how many of these fools are out there that this site had 550,000 or so hits? Unbelievable.

Anyway, check out Clublife, I highly recommend it.

Oh, and sorry Milwaukee for the rain on Monday. I washed my car on Saturday so it’s all my fault.