Dating/Hanging Out With An Alcoholic

So how is it that people like hanging out with me? I'm always drinking and being an ass, why put up with me? Saturday I get totally confused with Friday, doing the same damn thing sitting at the pool and getting wings at the bar (why do people drive me to the bar to get wings, am I that entertaining?). I do my part and pay for everything, I'm nice like that. Can't type anymore, gotta go, have a good night all.