40ish Woman

To the hot 40ish woman who works out at the gym: thank you! Watching you do bench presses (even if it is only the bar) with your finely sculpted faux breasts standing at attention is a thing of beauty. Most days you don’t venture into the weight room and stay in the cardio area, but trust me, every man appreciates it when you do, every man from the college age to the old ass retired lawyers. So to you I say thank you, thank you for making the workout a very enjoyable experience.

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