Intervention

I thought I was helping my Mom move.  I walked in and my whole family was there.

"We've come here to address yor drinking."

My sister was in town from where ever she's doing her sixth year of college.

My Dad was in from Florida, 22 hour drive.

"We have chosen this facility in Miami, they'll get you off the beer that you so, so love.  As a motivational tool, they tell us you'll get a pool side blowjob every day!"

Sign me up.

Actually, MLK Day, off from work, I felt a little bad drinking beer while watching "Intervention."

I told the Renter this.  She said I had a sexual addiction.  I said I had a lack of blowjobs addiction.  Whacking off before I lift weights is totally a muscle warmup.