The Most Endearing Compliment

The Renter:  I don't know what it is, but when he's on vacation mode he goes hardcore from 11:00 am to 11:00 pm.  It's like he flips a switch and drinks all day and he's able to hang like a champ.

We have a little getaway planned to the Wisconsin Dells.  There's a resort that offers two nights for two people for $100 a night.  Oh, and all the food and booze is included.  I intend to take full advantage of their offer.  I wouldn't be surprised if they ask me to never come back.