Caught With My Hand In The...

I heard there was a new chick at the business next to my work. I didn't think much of it, till I saw her heading for the elevator after I had already boarded.

Her [running to the doors as they were closing]: Oh, oh ,oh!

Me: Just tick you're arm in there, no big deal.

In her view as the doors were closing I stuck my hand in the six inch opening.

Me: Ah, no, my hand!

I pounded on the door with my free hand.

Me: Help! Help!

The doors opened, as usual. She stood there with her mouth open.

Me: This elevator is pretty tame, no big deal.

She stood there looking at me as the doors closed. Guess she didn't find my act funny.