Memorial Day Weekend, 2010

What I did Memorial Day weekend: (note - this list is much, much shorter than it should be due to extreme amounts of “pah-tee-in”)

I washed and waxed my car – but didn’t remember doing it till I drove to work on Tuesday.

Friday – remember seeing two friends who were squinty-eyed drunk. That’s it.

I won some amount of money over $200 at the casino.

I spent some amount of money over $200 on food and beer.

I had coupons for $3.50 off the beer!

Standing in line at Pick N Save with 11 cases of beer, guy next to me invited himself over to my house.

I can’t differentiate who stopped over on Saturday or Sunday or what took place on which night.

There might have been some BB-gun-to glass-bottle-action in my back yard.

I’m told I stayed up till 4:00 a.m. one of those nights.

Two ex-military type guys paid for all my beer on Memorial Day (shouldn’t it be the other way around?).

I was pissed my new neighbor had a party and his people were louder than mine. He had chicks, too. (I actually encouraged my peeps to make more noise.)

I made burgers for anyone who stopped over.

I played a game of pool, and won, of which I have no recollection.

I got tanner than one of those Jersey guido types sitting outside all weekend.

All that and somehow I managed to NOT pee myself.

The recycling guy can’t come soon enough. I have bottles and cans everywhere.