40 Minutes

The afternoon radio guy, Gasman, found some report that said single guys watch 40 minutes of porn every week. He thought that was a really high figure and asked the listeners for their input. My response:

Oh good Lord. I have 18 hours of porn just on my cell phone. That 40 minute mark is way low.

To which he responded:

I'm surprised you're not blind by now!!! Thanks for listening...and the people from Jergens Hand Lotion say thanks for keeping their stock so high!!!

Yes, I regularly share my inner thoughts with dj's I've never met.