One Week Later...

I guess they had some big to-do in Washington last week. Bigger than usual. Word on the street is they officially gave some new guy the keys to the White House. I don’t see what all the fuss is about. Unless you’re totally for that whole Socialism/Communism thing. Oh yeah, joy, joy.

In other news…

I really haven’t had that much to post about lately. Not a whole lot has happened in the past week. I’ve heard other people complain about cold weather. “It’s brutally cold here. There’s a chill in the air. The temperature is supposed to drop to 12 degrees.” There have been days where the bank outside my window hasn’t gone above -9. The little puppy has learned to poop with only two feet on the ground and also on the fly as she heads for the front door. Pretty comical.

Speaking of the puppy, she slept with me till 2:00 pm on MLK Day. Sweet little stinky puppy. I’m scared to give her a bath. She hates them and usually pees on something afterwards. Right in front of me while she’s giving me this, “You do that, I’ll do this” look. Such a darling.

I watched a guy and his wife buy a $1.5 million house in some foreign country. 8,000 square feet, brand new, swimming pool, spiral staircase, right on the beach. They were worried about noise as other homes were going up on either side of them. I’d have 1.5 million other reasons to worry.

The producers caught up with them two months after they moved in. The guy said he almost feels guilty getting up in the morning, having a cup of coffee, and taking his phone and laptop out by the pool to work. I wouldn’t feel guilty kicking him in the head.

Which reminds me, gotta buy a Powerball ticket on Wednesday.

I won $100 at the casino only to be dragged back to the tables by a friend where I proceeded to lose $800. Gee, thanks. And I was all set to leave with my hundo.

I started lifting weights in the basement again. I don’t know if it will work out or not, still in the testing phase. I’m trying Tuesday, Friday, and Sunday, whole body workouts (with happy endings even). I think it would work better if I had a bench that didn’t incline and had dumbbells larger than 70 lbs. The typical home gym bench that inclines usually has a little flex to it. Ok if you’re putting up 135 lbs on the bench, not good with 245 lbs over your chest. And there are actually quite a few exercises where I could utilize 90 pounders. We’ll see how it goes.

I recently bought a new phone (first in over two years) that allows you to download and play music on it. Normally I’m not really a music guy. Sure, I’ll have the radio on all day at work but it’s not like I have 20 CDs in my car. But now that I can play songs pretty much wherever and whenever I want, well, let’s just say it’s pretty freaking cool. I plug it into my Cambridge Soundworks speakers with the tweeters and the sub and rock out (with my cock out!) all day long at work. The only bad thing is I haven’t quite figured out how to get all the Rolling Stones songs into a Rolling Stones folder but I’m sure if I play with it I’ll figure it out. But then again I said the same thing about the female genital region six years ago and I’m still at square one.

My phone also plays porn vids. I haven’t downloaded porn to a computer in five years for fear of viruses. I spent two hours on MLK Day downloading porn. I tossed in a couple ethnically appropriate ones in honor of the day. Yeah, I love my phone. In more ways than one.