Shawne Merriman is Gay

Ok, he’s not gay, but he’s a total dumbass for opting to play with a torn PCL and LCL in his left knee. Mr. Merriman, do you know what happens when you’re missing knee ligaments? I’m not a biology specialist or an arthroscopic surgeon anything even close to that but the one thing I do know is the human knee (and how to get women down on theirs – who needs their gas tank filled?). When you’re missing a ligament the knee becomes unstable and tends to roam. With the extra play in the joint the bones sometimes don’t rub together the way they should resulting in cartilage damage. I’m missing my ACL and had to have the meniscus cartilage fixed after I tore it doing girly-light 135 pound squats. Now I know Merriman has his ACL, the largest ligament in the knee, but still, missing two of the smaller ones sure as hell isn’t going to help matters at all. All it would take is one bad hit or tweak and he’s out getting three (four?) ligaments fixed all at the same time. Imagine the recovery time for that.

Be smart bro, shut‘er down. It ain’t worth it, especially in the NFL where the contracts aren’t guaranteed and they can cut yo ass at any time. (I had to put “bro” and “shut’er” and “ain’t” and “yo ass” in there so Merriman could fully comprehend what I was suggesting.)

(Oh, and ladies, will half a tank do? Even that’s a bit much for the tip-tickling most of you amateurs do.)