Wednesday, June 25, 2008

That’s Just Retarded

Oh, you missed it. My mom dropped by unannounced.

Really, when?

About ten minutes ago. She said she called but its Sunday and my phone is off.

Why did she stop over?

She brought my retarded cousin over to see the puppy.

Retarded cousin?

Yep, retarded cousin.

She must be from your mom’s side of the family. So why is she weird?

Everyone on that side is weird but this one is actually retarded.

What? I thought you called her retarded because she was odd. That’s just mean to call her retarded if she’s really retarded!

Humph.

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