Tuesday, January 08, 2008

Piper

Sometimes I try to come off as a dick or an asshole on this here site. Don't get me wrong, I can be when I want to. Most of the times I don't even have to try. But sometimes I feel like I'm lying to you. See, Tuesday night I stayed home and watched the movie Next with Nicholas Cage. Movie was ok, ending sucked, save two hours of your life and beat off to porn instead (pace yourself, two hours is a long time, I don't want you to injure yourself). After that was over I watched Cyote Ugly. Even though I've seen this movie a dozen times already I still, oh geez, be strong... I still cried three times while watching it. There is a sensitive side somewhere in me.

Uh, I can't believe I just told you all that.

And now I think I'm in love with John Goodman. Wait, I mean Piper Perabo!

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