Thursday, December 20, 2007

Personals Stalker

It’s been well documented on this site that I like to browse the Yahoo Personals for broads. Not that I’d ever pay for the service or try to contact any of them, but I like to share what I find with you, dear readers, and for, well, other personal reasons. I know their pictures aren’t all that revealing but sometimes it’s fun to imagine.

A week ago I came across Carrie. Carrie had three pictures of herself on her page, all head shots. She was pretty cute, nice smile, just looked like an overall fun girl. Then yesterday I got an email from Yahoo. Apparently Carrie had updated her photos. So I clicked on it and checked her out again.

In the first picture she’s looking kind of seductive with her hands in her hair and that “Oh my God your cock is so huge! What am I going to do with it?” look (for the record, I know what that look is, happens all the time).


In the second picture she has a more laid back, friendly, trusting look that I interpret as the “Sure I’ll suck your cock again. I never thought you’d ask.” look.


The third picture must be a little old, like when she was 18 or something. She still has the “do me” look and has the “Should I put my hair to the side so you can watch me suck it?” head tilt. I know, it’s a little disturbing since she looks 18 in this one, but hey, what else does a young girl from Marquette, MI (population 20,700) have to do on hot summer nights?


And then I got to the new updated photo. The caption for the photo was “This is my curse lol… this pic was taken when I was 18.” Honey, those things aren’t a curse.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

You must pay for the opportunity to talk to those!!

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Anonymous said...

http://sass.buttes.org/forum/viewtopic.php?pid=358690

and the girl in that last photo is German porn star Penelope Black Diamond who is (debateably) the largest-breasted surgically augmented adult entertainer in the country