I’ve crapped seven times in the past 24 hours (eight if you count the one I’m in the middle of right now). I’ve wiped my ass so many times I’m 99% sure it looks something like the above. It’s starting to hurt when I walk. Sitting is my only option. If liquid jet propelled shit and anal leakage are the first signs of liver failure well, fuck, I’m a gonner.
Or it could just be the midnight trips to Taco Bell.
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