How Do You Do It Part 2

It’s still early, and I know this isn’t a contest, but I think the first comment I got on the masturbation topic is going to take the cake. Seriously, I read it ten times in five hours. I just can’t get enough of it. I tried to think of some kind of response to it like “oh, I’d love to see that” or “good God you should be writing those books with Fabio looking guys on the cover” but nothing I’ve come up with even comes close in comparison with the comment. So, here it is:

I'm not sure if you want a girl’s comment on masturbation, but I'm going to give it to you anyways! I masturbate about three times a week. Most of the time it's in my bed, laying down before I go to sleep. I am usually thinking of scenes that would be great porno scenes like orgies with a 70/30 ratio of women to men (I love girl on girl action!!) or scenes where I'm getting fucked and a whole bunch of people are watching me, usually touching themselves, too. The other times I do it is in the shower. Not exactly while I'm taking a shower, but after. I don't have one of those handheld massage sprayers so I lay in the bottom of the tub with my legs spread open and against the wall so that my kitty is right under the stream of water coming out of the faucet. Holy shit! Talk about a great orgasm! So anyways, I know this really won't help you out in your theories, but I hope it turned you on a little!!

So, whoever of my dear readers sent it, thank you, thank you very much, and of course it turned me on, and not just a little. Good thing I was wearing my briefs today otherwise it would have showed.

(On a side note: this wasn’t meant to be some sick way for me to get off. The FA and I have a rather heated debate about when/where/how people do it. In order to resolve this debate I need some feedback from you. Guys, girls, trannies, it doesn’t matter. I think it might be interesting comparing the differences between men and women and how they go about the delicate process of self-love.)

For the rest of you, what are you waiting for? Post it. And then do it. Think of it as a clinical study for a well known university. For as much time and effort that I put into this stupid website telling you stories about my gay ass life you can certainly afford me two minutes of your time. Oo, that would be another good question, how long it takes you. Me personally, I can probably do it in 45 seconds which makes no sense at all since I can have sex for 45 minutes and not cum (tell me about it, it’s frustrating when the chick is telling you to cum on her face and you can’t uphold your end of the deal, well, not that any chick I’ve had sex with has actually said that, but you know what I mean). So, click here (see, I linked it, can’t make it any easier for you), give me your thoughts and I’ll love you long time.