Loser

You know you’re a loser when you haven’t checked your email in 4 days and 1) you have no email from friends/family/past hookups 2) you have more emails about window replacements than porn sites (?) 3) your Yahoo Personals weekly email only has one match and 4) your Yahoo Personals match is fucking ugly. Damn it’s good to be me.

Oh, and Katie, if you want any guy to fuck you in your fat ass you're going to have to put better pictures up there. Damn, girl.




Oh, but wait, it gets better.

The name's Katie.

Thanks, toots, kind of figured that one out when it said "Katie" at the top of your page.

I'm a full-time student, living in an apartment with three of the most amazing girls I have ever met in Saginaw.

Ok, are these like amazing fat friends or amazingly sexy and slutty hot friends?

It's really hard to catch me not smiling.

Or with food in your mouth.

I'm looking for someone that I can relax and have a great time with, whether we are lounging on the couch or are out at the bar with friends.

Trust me on this one, the Lite beer isn't really diet food.

I tend to fly by the seat of my pants.

I suppose you could use those as a parachute.

I'm not too big with living my life on a tight schedule/agenda.

Fat chicks should never say "tight."

I love working out, it's the one time that I can get lost in my thoughts and not have a care in the world.

Uh, working out? Like, in the actual gym? Yeah.

I'm a simple girl, and I just like to have a good time. If you want to know anything else, don't be afraid to ask. =)

Do you like Twinkies and Ho Hoes?


I'm sorry, just a little mean today.


But seriously Katie, does your friend playing swords with you take it up the ass? What, she's married? Let me ask you another question. Does your friend take it up the ass?