Birthday Fart and Park

This picture was taken on the night of my 30th birthday. What you can’t see is the cloud of stench that completely engulfed us. You would think you’d be safe to drop ass when you’re standing by yourself in the corner minding your own business, staying ten feet away from anyone. Nope. I’m surprised she could still smile. But then again, if she could smile through one of the worst of my farts, maybe she could smile and even fake a moan or two while I'm attempting to sex her up. Hmmm…


Damn I look handsome in that picture.


I know I always make fun of women drivers on here... but guess where I parked today?
ON 9TH STREET!!!