Thursday, June 07, 2007

Thank You Cubs Fans!!!

Thank you for leaving Milwaukee. Thank you for taking your asshole driving skills back home with you. You turned my 30 minute drive home into a 50 minute ride from hell. I'm not sure but I'm going to guess you have the little posts at intersections with the red, yello, and green lights on them. Just because you're from Illinios doesn't mean they don't apply to you, too. Fuck you for clogging up every street I tried to take. Every fucking street. Side streets, back roads, highways, every route I tried to take, you were there blocking my way.

Next time you come to Milwaukee take the fucking train.

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