Dating From The Same Watering Hole

How many people can you date at the corner bar before it becomes too many? Seems like I routinely have three ex's in the same establishment at the same time several times a week. And we're not talking a big bar, I think max capacity is 100. They all know each other or know of each other, and still one of them will want to "get together" with me on any given night. I know, I'm bad. Guess that's how I got the rule #7 on the wall, "Don't go home with anyone named me." Even the neighborhood gay guy looks at me funny some times. So what's the magic cut off number? 6? 7? 15? Mind you the last one and I lasted about 2 weeks, we were seen together so often we were call Brulie (her name was Julie). I got bored as usual and decided to end it. Pretty sad when you'd rather not have sex at all than have sex with that person, but that's how it usually works. And it was even good sex. So I'll wait patiently for a month till the next one rolls around. Usually all it takes is the bartender pointing out rule #7 and it sparks a woman's interest. When I tell them I live in a house 90 steps away they're usually open to the idea of a good one nighter. Life is rough, I know. I'll get to "Gary vs. Sarah" in the next issue.