Poop

With these freezing temperatures, if you can call negative degrees freezing (or ultra freezing?), my dog does not want to go poop outside; takes too long.  So tonight, while doing three day old dishes I caught a whiff of poop stench in the air.  It might have been the old crusty dishes but I did a look around the floor for any surprises she might have left me.

But I didn't find any.

I determined it was my farts causing the hideous odor.  Yes, my farts smelled like dog shit.

I was too lazy to actually check my drawers before I went to bed for any remnants.

The Roommate wonders why the dog smells all the time.