So I was talking with my new neighbor today, real nice guy and all. A little chatty but a nice guy overall. But then he told me a story about him sitting in his back yard.
Neighbor: Hear that? (beer can opening) That's 12-pack.
The story of a single, sexually deprived guy who spends way too much time at the corner bar drinking way too many beers and beating off way too much for a guy in his 30's.