Fall Leaves

So I'm sitting here, watching the Badgers demolish the Boiler Makers, and I see my neighbor's dad raking leaves.

Me: Weren't you doing this last weekend? We still have leaves on the trees!

Neighbor's Dad: I knew you were going to come out and say something, especially after last week's comments. You were drunker last weekend, is there something wrong?

God my neighbors know me too well. But I'm glad they care.