Horizon League Championship, Part 2

I've been looking forward to the Horizon League championship game all day. UW Milwaukee, Butler, should be a good matchup. My phone told me it would be on ESPN. It's not. Now I'm just steaming hot, not being able to watch the game. Even fired out a hot text to my financial advisor, like he could do anything about it. Fuck Sprint. Fuck ESPN. Stick it in my ass.