Yahoo! Personals, Philadelphia, Email

I recently sent an email to JM about the poor quality of women from his hometown of Philadelphia. He asked if he could post it on his infinitely more popular blog so yeah, I've finally made it! Just gotta figure out what "it" is.

Email: I went through 750 Yahoo! Personals ads for Philadelphia today. I found six broads whose pictures I saved for some retro1995 beat-off sessions. You know, back when there wasn't free porn abundantly available on the internet and you'd grab the bra and panty ads out of the newspaper? (Actually, I still do that.) (And thank God for the internet, and free porn, and lube.) Anyways, all I could find were six girls I'd do - one of which was only included because she was holding a beer. Six! That's .8% of the ads I looked at! Starting to wonder what those hookers you were hunting looked like.