That was me on Friday night. After numerous pitchers and one "shot specials" promotional sign down, I managed to stumble home, trip over my own feet and slam the bridge of my nose on a concrete step - otherwise known as my front door. And you better believe it hurt like a mother fucker. I even briefly considered just lying there it hurt so much. But I had the Puppy on the leash (good thing I didn't land on her!) so I willed myself to get up off the ground and make it into the house.
I now have a scab the size of a nickel between my eyes.
This kind of shit happens all the time to me. The last time I had a facial injury was less than six months ago. Today I think I'll go on Riddell.com and see if I can buy a football helmet for cheap. I can't keep on bruising up this pretty face of mine.
God I feel retarded some times.
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