Me: Stop, stop, hit it off the rail so you don't...
She hits it.
Me: ...scratch.
This led to a huge argument because I tried to help out. Now my Halloween costume is sitting in the garbage and the last thing I remember putting in there was sperm; not in a napkin or paper towel, just on top off everything else in the garbage. Don't think I can bring myself to where that.
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