Watch

'The Renter bought me a watch, a very expensive watch. It arrived today. It had to have weighed a pound. It was big. She showed me the online picture and it looked cool, neither of us knew it would be that big. When she gave it to me I didn't take the wrap off, I think she took that as an obvious sign. I love watches, but she got pissed that I didn't like it. I'm not good at lying, I can't say I like it when I don't. I guess you could say it's the thought that counts but I think that's lame. I love watches, obviously the thought was right on. But I'm not good with shit so now she's mad at me. I need better social skills.