Jersey Mishap

Ever since I got my gray Ryan Braun and blue Prince Fielder jerseys that is all I've worn up to the bar, switching off from day to day. Well, Friday I had a small accident with the Braun shirt. I was at the bar and went into the restroom. I pulled Mr. Winky out and started to go about my business. After a little while I started to feel dampness on my thigh. In horror I looked down to see my stream was bouncing off the jersey and hitting my shorts. Since I didn't notice it right away a rather large wet spot had already accumulated. Awe fuck. I quickly went to the sink just as one of my friends walked in. "What, do you pee on yourself?" Indeed I had. I tried to rinse everything off as well as I could. Thankfully the jersey hung low enough to cover the wet spot on my shorts. Of course the Renter noticed it right away. Funny thing is I wasn't even slightly embarrassed. I've done much worse before.

My only concern is the shirt fits me like a glove and I'm scared to wash it. Might have to smell like a urinal for a couple days till it fades away. And yes ladies, I'm single and I'm all yours.