Somebody...

I was watching Ron White's new show last night. Funniest joke, at least from my perspective, was: "I went out last night, fabulous restaurant, and had a couple too many beverages. And you know what? When I woke up the next morning someone had shit my pants. I don't know who did it but I know he eats a lot of corn."

I think that's happened to me too because I can't believe it was actually me shitting myself all those times.