Is It Possible To Shit Beer?

I swear I just shot out at least a six pack along with some undeterminable objects and the ever present undigested sunflower seeds. I almost didn't make it to the bathroom. "Uh, boss, um, that smell that's making you wrinkle up your nose right now, um, yeah, that's me. I didn't exactly make it to the bathroom in a timely fashion. Guess that's one way to cure procrastination."