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When you buy a 30 pack and you have two left in the morning, exactly how many beers did you have that day?

Yes my friends, that's exactly what I did on Saturday. I was a little disappointed in the morning when I saw that there were two left but still, kind of impressive.

I'll bet that's better than all you other bloggers out there can do. Fucking pussies.

(For the record, I'm not a blogger. I'm just some guy who has too much time on his hands. I mean, you can only masturbate so many times a day.)