"You know what you should do?"
"No, what?"
"You should become a consultant. Some of those people get paid like $125 an hour."
"Tell me about it, consultants are such a rip off."
"Scooter, would you pay him $125 an hour for a blow job?"
"Wait a minute here, if it only lasts five minutes that's only like ten bucks!"
After I said that I realized I was complaining about only getting ten bucks instead of $125 to blow some guy. That, my friends, is what happens when you hang out at an establishment where the waiters are gay and the bar staff is questionable. I need to get some new pussy pretty soon here.
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