Have you ever taken a shit, washed your hands, left the bathroom only to realize five minutes later that you didn’t quite get the job done in the wiping department, and then upon returning to the bathroom you find it out of service as the cleaning lady is doing the daily cleaning? Then you go back to your desk and sit down and feel whatever it was you missed slowly transfer from your butt crack to your underwear?
That’s never happened to you?
I don’t know if it’s just me or just bad timing or a combination of the two. How do I get myself into this shit? Oh well, nothing a little cologne won’t cover up.
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