Sweaty Feet

I had to do a couple deliveries this morning. At 10:00 I took my boot off to get a piece of salt out. My sock was soaked. I cringe every time I see some dude licking a chick’s toes in porn knowing how sweaty my feet get. Who’s to say that her feet don’t sweat like mine?

I’ve turned green socks a light shade of brown just from wearing them at work. I’ve applied cologne to cover up the smell of my feet wafting up from underneath my desk. And to think that you, yes ladies, you could be knocking boots with me every night of the week – assuming I stayed awake.