A single man's life as seen through the bottom of a beer glass at the corner bar.
Monday, February 04, 2008
Cuthbert/Hilton/Puke
I heard my future wife, Elisha Cuthbert, was making out with Paris Hilton. What the fuck? Now I have to cross her off my list of celebs I want to fuck.
Ok, I'm lying, I'd still fuck her.
And Paris Hilton, at the same time, but only in that senario.
Who the fuck am I kidding...
1 comment:
Anonymous
said...
Exactly...please do not try and front B! You know your ass would be rubbing the skin off your dolphin if those two were getting it on in front of you. As much as I despise Paris, I'd still hit that hard...and Cuthbert is sooooo hot. At least (for you that is) you wouldn't have to go down on them...they can take care of that on their own!
The story of a single, sexually deprived guy who spends way too much time at the corner bar drinking way too many beers and beating off way too much for a guy in his 30's.
1 comment:
Exactly...please do not try and front B! You know your ass would be rubbing the skin off your dolphin if those two were getting it on in front of you. As much as I despise Paris, I'd still hit that hard...and Cuthbert is sooooo hot. At least (for you that is) you wouldn't have to go down on them...they can take care of that on their own!
Snoop in CA
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