Thursday, February 14, 2008

Beware Ladies

It’s almost Valentine’s Day. Ladies, I’ll be on the prowl for those of you who are single, depressed, and insecure. Trust me, I’ll fill your needs. But first, please get on your knees.

(Psst. K, you still out there? Can you wear your Halloween outfit if you come over? I figure it could double for Valentine’s Day attire. Can you bring a twelve pack, too?)

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